I’d love to try out a Q and A session with my readers. Where are your cherry cordials? Don’t answer my questions please. Don’t post answers please. I’d like to see if we can get some reader participation and quamer loo. Have you ever even heard of a guy named Charles Dioxide? Does that make sense? Please don’t paredo. Does when do you grow good food for the horse-doggie? I’d like to step back for a second, and just take a breather, slow down, and just carefully talk this through-quamer loo. Quamer loo faster faster faster loo. Quamer loo. Just faster and fucking faster.

In the spirit of the times, I have decided to share with all of you one of my  nomenclature memorandums:

Sir Borgus went to the farm and lore a lady. Her name was……………………….. Phil Poopy Dungo Bean-Bean. She couldn’t grab the saddle horn because her horse is an idiot and she wore a satin blazer.Then he said to her older cousin Shep,”I’m warning you because I love you and I’ll hit you i’m warning you…also, 50% off spring essentials at Kohls, including tanks and low rise casuals.”