High on the mountain, and with great delight, there lived a little bitch puppy named Rimpamper. She was the funniest and cutest little puppy. “Tee tee tee” she would sing in the morning through the sprinkle flowers. Rimpamper had grown fond of the snake that lived in the flowers, named Ram Bottle. Ram Bottle would sing by the lillypads. He would sing, “catch the stinky jumping frog, win his heart, pooping dog” Rimpamper didn’t like how Ram Bottle sang about the stinky frog. One day Rimpamper thought and thought, and thinked and thinked, but could not figure out what to do. So Rimpamper set the whole forest ablaze yes its true. The great fire cracked and popped, shivered and squaked, and killed all the animals…but wait, who’s that, its Rimpamper just barely alive and trying to lick her burns. Deformed and fucked up bad.