If you give bone dragon a reliable car for free, he will get you a hot meal, practically free! ($16.99 + $70) The meal is surprise flash green chink street chow beef with land browned gulf chew beef and rope chowder and mittens.
To the Apple Street Fart Shop you’ll go,
to the Fart Shop,
to the Fart Shop,
to the Fart Shop.
purchased a Two-Bite Original brand 10.5 ounce box of coconut macaroons, a six pack of shrimp flavored Top ramen and three Maruchan oriental flavoreds.
Victor E. Victor E, in the garden nook
Fig tree fig tree, farter book.
Victory victory, blower of the whistle
Mystery Mystery, super poop.
Randy Randy, husky and chunk
Candy apple………….souper poop.
Super poop-Super poop, winner at the fair
Souper poop-Souper poop, over dere.[dair]
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over dere.
Write a poem, twice a day, in your head…
Never share the password for the treats.
Keep them safe, never tell, clock and bread…
Who’s stinky lowland biting goat?… “its Pete’s”.
So now, do you see why I glue, the socks, upon the cars?
It is for sashes, it is for logs, for sharts and farting stars.
authors note*
[take your time with this poem. For you may find meaning, where there seemed to be NONE at all]
Winds flow forth, in times of drought, and flow the birds…
Games are played, like “Power Grapes” and “Da-Snow Bird Stirs”…
Math will be the order of the day…
(Chain + boat - hat) = (cloud + clay)
Maybe we can make a better world…
With curtains, lakes, dips, and gravy swirl…
Maybe we, can maybe overcome…
The really things, we really fart on,
with our bum.
John Train had a problem. And he had tried everything…..met with people like Cindy, and her kids, and even sacrificed his job and his wife for his often dreamt of, ramble warehouse. Still, he could not balance his big box of glitter streamers in his red wagon without tipping when he’d go fast over bumps. it was for the party so he called ahead and explained his position to the party’s logan of operations. They were SO understanding. But he cried, and cried, and cried. As he sat, a dove cooed, and then pooed. and then cooed his name,”John Train”. and then pooed a-gain
Light the way, o’ candle flay, burn the barn, use the hay. Keep me safe, out in the corn, where beans had bain, one year agorn. Now TO the dance, with hair a’shined, shoes a’ bitched…that poo’s NOT mine. Pick the cap, ‘can hold the most, overfill with tards and roast. Light the way, o’ candle flay, to the sea, south poopity bay. Light the way, o’ candle flay, win the day, bring ass and ox to thee.
[This is my fairwell post, my final post]
I’ve decided to shut down bone dragon*. This is actually not a joke, i’m ending my account with tumblr. Its been really fun though. So this is my final post. I’ve come to an impasse, low forth quarter projections, and I’m thinking about a full service trumpet and carpet upstart courier service, (land based). So this is me, signing off. Wow…….its been great. I remember the early days. The early crew, Chad, Judy, Thirsty John…and Kirk Landen. Man…….Bert Shepard, Slapshield, Spitting Wayland and the whole B-Town crew. Little Chet Dudly and Big Jim Pattyflute, you still got that poison cream man!?, hah. O man what a year. And of course, a guy who they say has never been seen without a ploop of goo on his winnie pooh, Dr. McBowl Hungerdick Ramey -the man of the hour. B-Dragon not shut down.
First, hold your horses. Collar your dog. When talking about a BEST grade, right then, put another log on the fire, cause we have to talk about what we mean by BEST or rather, BEHEST. How can you say A+ is beast grade when you have to go back-forth with running totals, stupid. With regards can an A+ be a rotation of banana rates, idiot? Was it not Johnny Dorothy who said,
“You can rope together, all the pieces, of the dumpster trash. Even if done well, in tight bails to sell…you may never see the cash…you may never see the cash. But try you must, rope them again! tighter, don’t despair. Cause wait, you’ll see, the people will come, you’ll sell TEN THOUSAND easy, at $90 dollars a pair.”
an interesting note*
Johnny Dorothy was an accomplished Loomen and later became a very successful Barnsmen and Shed Stewart.
